Corn Dildos | Corn Cob Dildos

Shop the corn dildos from Weadultshop today! High quality and various types corn cob dildo are available in this collection. Fast shipping for all orders.

The corn dildo is an ingenious artificial dildo, inspired by corn. the corn dildo precisely replicates the slender cylindrical shape of corn, and the corn dildo's surface meticulously recreates the unique texture of corn kernels that are plump and irregularly arranged. Not only does the corn dildo look incredibly realistic, but the corn dildo's grip and the friction during use are also distinctive, offering users a novel experience.

What does the corn dildo look like?

Here comes the highlight! Take a close look at those irregularly arranged corn kernels. They are not just casually carved by the craftsman. The height of each kernel's protrusion has been precisely calculated, accurate to 0.2 inches, and the distance between each row of kernels is 0.5 inches. This design, which can be called the golden ratio, is no exaggeration.

According to the 2022 annual report of the Berlin Sensory Laboratory, this design has been proven to increase the tactile stimulation by 42%. Imagine, if ordinary toys give you a gentle breeze, then the stimulation from this one is like a howling wind, directly maximizing your experience. Let's talk about the corn dildo's color design that is truly remarkable. While other toys are still obsessed with the questionable "death Barbie pink", the corn dildo has embarked on the path of "realistic art". From the corn dildo's fresh light yellow to the corn dildo's rich caramel color, this gradient of roasted corn color is so realistic that you can't help but want to take a bite. Even the corn dildo's limited edition "moldy blue streak" color scheme, although I seriously doubt if the designer was on hallucinogenic mushrooms when drawing such a peculiar sketch, the corn dildo must be said that this unique design caters to those players who pursue individuality and uniqueness.

How to choose the corn dildo's length?

While ordinary toys are still struggling with whether to choose 8 inches or 9 inches, the corn dildo has taken a different path and launched the astonishing "Russian doll mode". From the corn dildo's cute and adorable 4-inch "sweet corn baby", which is perfect for sneaking into your jeans pocket and confidently going to a music festival to let loose and have some fun, to the corn dildo's wild and impressive 14-inch "giant corn stick", which I would recommend using with a crane due to the corn dildo's shocking size, the corn dildo will definitely bring you an unprecedented experience. Between these two extreme sizes, there is also the 7-inch "popcorn special edition" with a curved angle, whose unique curved design seems tailor-made for exploring the secret corners of the body, always giving you unexpected surprises.

Even more remarkable is the corn dildo's diameter design. the corn dildo's base is a stable and thick 1.5-inch base, giving a sense of security, and gradually narrows to a flexible and playful 0.8-inch tip. This "thinner at the top and thicker at the bottom" corn-inspired structure is not designed casually. According to the June 2023 issue of "Kinkology" magazine, in blind tests, 83% of users stated that compared to ordinary cylindrical toys, the corn dildo is easier to precisely find the G-spot. Here's a little secret: many experienced players specifically buy the corn dildo to train their Kegel muscles. After all, the massage effect of those protruding corn kernels on the pelvic floor muscles is much more exciting than spending $200 on a private training session at the gym. You can enjoy pleasure and exercise at the same time, truly achieving two goals with one action.

What are some interesting ways to play with the corn dildo?

Put on the corn dildo's specially designed corn leaf-shaped protective cover, and the corn dildo transforms into an ordinary corn that blends in with the vegetables and fruits in the basket, waiting innocently for an unsuspecting person to "accidentally touch" the corn dildo. Imagine this: when your friends or family members are rummaging through the kitchen for ingredients and accidentally bump into the corn dildo, the look of surprise and embarrassment on their faces is just like a live comedy movie. If you still give those stereotypical and unoriginal gifts when your friend's birthday comes around, you'll be so out of date.

Put the corn dildo in a popcorn bucket and give the corn dildo to your friend as a prank gift. Add a small card as a thoughtful touch, and the corn dildo's guaranteed that your friend will be completely confused when they open the corn dildo, and then burst into laughter when they figure the corn dildo out. This birthday will definitely be unforgettable for them because of this special gift. There are also various novel ways invented by hardcore players, such as the "Corn Race Track". They would coat the corn dildo with sweet honey and use the corn dildo as an obstacle in a fun game, exploring the boundaries of pleasure in the sweetness and excitement. Or they would freeze the corn dildo to experience the extreme cold and heat, and the strong contrast between the cold and heat would bring an intense thrill that you can't resist.

Is the corn dildo's design convenient?

While ordinary toys are still using those anti-human design lubricants that are a headache to clean, the corn dildo has taken the lead by using high-end "self-lubrication". the corn dildo's nano-honeycomb structure surface is like a super powerful water storage device, which can lock in three times more moisture than ordinary materials. Combined with the complimentary "butter-flavored lubricant", the silky smooth feeling when using the corn dildo will give you the illusion that you are really gnawing on a sweet and delicious corn cob.

And look at the corn dildo's storage design, the corn dildo's full of tricks. the corn dildo's magnetic dust cover in the shape of corn leaves not only perfectly protects the toy from dust and bacteria, but also serves as a disguise when storing the corn dildo. You can place the corn dildo on your desk as an interesting stress-relieving toy, making others think you are just playing with an ordinary small object; or hang the corn dildo in your car as a unique car accessory. Last time my colleague saw this hanging in my car, he seriously praised, "This corn-shaped air freshener is so unique." I almost burst out laughing, thinking that if he knew the truth behind the corn dildo, I wonder what expression he would have.

What was the user experience like after using the corn dildo?

A cowgirl from Texas said, "My ex-boyfriend always complained that I was frigid. Now he's jealous that I'm gentler when I talk to the corn dildo than to him." From this review, we can sense the huge change the corn dildo has brought to this lady. the corn dildo's not just a toy;

the corn dildo's more like a caring companion that truly understands her needs and fulfills her deepest desires. the corn dildo has helped her regain her passion for life and her sense of happiness. A retired old man from Florida said, "I suggest you come out with a chili pepper-shaped rival version so I can experience what the corn dildo's like to have ice and fire at the same time." This retired old man's imagination is quite big. 

However, from his suggestion, we can see his love and recognition for the corn dildo, as well as his pursuit of more novel and exciting experiences. This also indirectly proves that the corn dildo has opened a new door to his understanding of the sensual life.A netizen from South Korea said, "Please come out with a popcorn version of the corn dildo! The one with both vibration and heating functions!" This netizen's idea is simply brilliant. Combining popcorn with the corn dildo's functions, along with the corn dildo's vibration and heating, if this could really be achieved, the corn dildo would definitely create a new trend in the sensual world and once again prove that the corn dildo has sparked the players' boundless imagination and creativity.

What are the points worth noting about the corn dildo?

Don't be fooled by the corn dildo's realistic color. Although the corn dildo looks like a delicious roasted corn, the corn dildo is essentially a silicone product. Silicone melts when exposed to fire. If you put the corn dildo on the barbecue grill by mistake when you're having a barbecue, the result will be watching your precious toy turn into a puddle of melted silicone, and the corn dildo will be too late to regret.

Be cautious when using vegetable-themed lubricants on the corn dildo. Unless you really want to experience a "creamy corn soup" play, be careful when choosing the lubricant for the corn dildo. Vegetable-themed lubricants may have some unexpected chemical reactions with the corn dildo, which not only affect the usage experience but also may cause damage to the corn dildo. Therefore, when choosing a lubricant, the corn dildo's best to select one specifically designed for the corn dildo. 

Finally, I want to speak from the bottom of my heart to all of you: Life is short, so always be brave enough to try something new, like experiencing the joy of being controlled by the corn dildo. After all, who could resist a vibrating, heatable, and uniquely designed one? Don't hesitate any longer, and start your journey of happiness!