Wake up and Smell the... Sex Toys

Everyday, i used to see the news on my phone when i waked up, along with some emails.  After a while, i have some energy to get up, then i will take a shower. Recently, my wife prepared a new bed for me so that we can have a more comfortable sleeping. Of course, it occurs to me that i need leave some time to sex.

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Now, let me tell you more details about it. Knowing I’m being watched is a turn-on and usually leads to a little more flexing in the shower than is strictly necessary. But showering is a little awkward at the moment as I’m currently locked in a chastity device for a review.

In my daily life, i like to wear or try whatever it is for at least a couple of weeks before writing about them. In this case it’s a hand-built metal cage that locks closed around both my penis and testicles.

This isn’t my first foray into chastity. I’ve tried (and enjoyed) most things over the years as a sex blogger, even the more unusual products have proven to be exciting in practice. Today is a chastity device but it could be anything from cock rings, to butt plugs, dildos to urethral sounds (don't google this if you're queasy – these are probes to increase the diameter of the urethra), electro sex toys (yes, that refers to sex toys where electricity can pass through the nerve cells creating pulsing, almost vibrating kinds of sensations) to bondage gear.

Yeah, you can say anything now, you name it… I’ve probably tried it. Life as a sex blogger leads you down some pretty unusual paths; you try a lot of things you wouldn’t normally think about buying and in some cases, like with chastity devices, they become integrated into your sex life.

Apart from the chastity belt, I look like most other people heading to the office. Most days I put on a business suit with a tailored shirt, tie, belt and smart shoes. My work wardrobe is well curated, with a selection of garments and accessories to mix and match. For days like today, I have to take extra care to ensure my latest testing project isn’t visible.

When dressed, I feed the cats and make my other half a cup of tea. I kiss her goodbye and she dangles the keys to my chastity device in front of me as a little tease before work. She doesn't help me concentrate...

Not Your Average Commute

I’ll drive to the train station. Roof down (if the weather’s good) and listen to either Radio 4 or some music; If I’m still sleepy, it’s Korn, Megadeth or something else abrasive to really wake me up. I catch the 7:00am train where I’ll grab some more to eat and a coffee or two. I switched to first class a few years ago after commuting in standard class for about a decade. It’s expensive but makes such a difference; I’m refreshed when I arrive in London. I used to be stressed.

The train journey is about 45 mins, so I’ll take out my laptop and work on my blog posts in progress. I need to keep my wits about me if I’m working with explicit images and text (a common occurrence) – as there can be a fair amount of screen switching if people walk by, but I think I’ve been lucky so far.

I hate the tube so I walk the rest of the journey to work. I don’t mind if it takes me half an hour, I’d rather have some fresh air and exercise than be crammed into a tiny train where I can't stand up straight. Then it’s my ‘regular’ work, which takes up the majority of my day. I coach software development teams so my day is a mixture of teaching and writing code.

It’s lunchtime and today I’m meeting a company called ElectraStim for a meal – this is not part of my day job. ElectraStim make electro sex toys, something I’d been intrigued by having used a TENs machine for muscular recovery. I’ve been using their products for a couple of years and they have a new range of electro butt plugs they want me to test. I don’t think they notice my chastity bulge (at least, they’re polite enough not to mention it). They do notice my Batman cufflinks, however, and we discover that we’re both huge fans.

Last but not least, i work for another few hours then it’s time to head home. Fitting in my blog work around my day job requires quite a bit of dexterity, with plenty of on-commute writing, testing toys secretly while at my desk and fitting in meetings with sex toy companies during my lunch break. It’s a busy but very satisfying life.

The Night Shift

After one day's work, i have multiple things to do when i come back hone. For example, once I’m home, after a while, I’m ready to train. One side of my garage is a gym with an Olympic bench, squat stands, a hex bar, complete set of dumbbells and barbell (with weights). After another awkward shower and protein milk shake, I hit the laptop again. This is the first time I can properly concentrate without worrying who’s walking past me.

I have some new urethral sounds, a couple of butt plugs and a stroker to review, so I take them out and lay them on the table and plan my photographs. It’s a sunny evening and I need to make the most of the light. Taking good photographs of sex toys is the hardest part of my review process.

When you view the posts on the internet, it is easy for you to find that there are so many other bloggers take average photos. I want mine to stand out so I always spend a lot of time on them. I tend to take a variety of photos for each review. Usually a couple of close-ups, something a bit different, like an outdoor photo and then, if possible, a photo of me holding the toy. I’ve found that if I include more photos of me, my reviews are more popular.

You can test many sex toys simultaneously, just like male masturbator and cock ring, due to the other product I’m locked in reviewing, but I can try out the plugs, so I leave one out (with some lube) to wear tomorrow at work.


There is one point you need to attend. Butt plugs take quite a bit of reviewing. I like to wear them throughout the day to see how comfortable they are for long periods, as well as using them during sex and masturbation. I’m secretly looking forward to reviewing the cock ring as I always try them out during sex. It’s been a couple of weeks since my last orgasm so my next one (with the cock ring) will be amazing.

Even if i tried my best not to consider anything, and go back to taking my photographs. I have a thing about taking photos of toys with drinks, normally alcohol of coffee based, so I make myself a double espresso and start snapping away in my kitchen.

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At the same time, When I found everything is done, I put away all my toys and then relax in the living room. I haven’t seen my other half much, so we sit down and watch a film together. I hit the sack at around 11. If I can catch six hours sleep, then I’ll be fine for the next day.

Although i made many efforts, photographing the toys has made me want to use them even more. I can’t wait for my other half to unlock me so we can try them all out. We usually wait until we have a few and then dedicate an evening to them. It makes our evenings a mixture of laughter and sex, sometimes both if the toys are a little strange.

Tonight, though, the toys are away, the lights are out and the chastity device remains very much locked.

How much i miss these sex toys, so i always go to bed with them. I just cannot have a good sleep without these sex toys. At the same time, there are so many products on the market, like prostate milking device, cyberskin dildo, vibrating stimulator, vagina and mouth masturbator and so on. What's luckily is that i know how to get the high quality ones.

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